It's been a long, cold winter. and. you know us girls. we are always concerned about sperm removal. so. since it might be difficult with the cold weather for boys to get to one of our regular milking locations. we have started The Jerky Girls Mobile Sperm Extraction Unit!!! We go right to your house. door to door. and Beat the sperm out of you without you having to go anywhere!!! Today, Eva visits this shut-in and Whacks him Off. The job of sperm removal is something we take very seriously. We can't have boys walking around our neighbourhoods full of sperm.